Sexy MSN Screen Names, Please add to the list



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Good girls go to heaven, but bad girls go everywhere
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A good man is so hard to find, but a hard man is so good to find
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Sex is dirty only if it's done right
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The sex instructor: 1st lesson for FREE!
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Reality Sucks, People Suck, Life Sucks, Do you?
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Men get laid, but women get screwed
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Sex on TV does not hurt unless you fall off
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* YoU wOn'T fInD a b|tCh tHaT'S eVen BeTtA *
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(K) A kiss blown is a (K) wasted tha only real (K) is a (K) tasted (K)
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You know I taste like candy...
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freaky with you!
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Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69. Just for fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid!
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Bite me...gently
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If mean people suck... Do nice people blow?
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love is sxc love is blind i love nick he's all mine
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Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
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My wife/husband is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects
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His finest hour lasted a minute and a half...
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less
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Sit on me lap so we can talk about the first thing that pops up!
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Wanna get DIRTY?
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I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
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Roses are red ... Pickles are green ... I love your legs and what's in between
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I have the F, the C and the K All I need is U
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Mom + Dad + beer - condom = me
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If ur nice, u can call me sweet, if ur sweet u can call me hunny, If ur hot u can call me 2nite.
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a peach is a peach a plum is a plum a kiss isnt a kiss without some tongue.
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I might be sexy i might be sweet but without you im incompelete.
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Sex is kinky and a lotta fun, even if we are a lil too young.
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I heard you braggin bout da first time we kissed... hunny I only did it cause I was pissed!

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A girl shuld be two things classy and fabulous.
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It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
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When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her beauty
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Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to resist
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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away
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Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
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I don't want to be stinky poo poo girl, I want to be happy flower child
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After all, a girl is - well, a girl. It's nice to be told you're successful at it.

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I went out last night and all the girls ignored me
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When god made me, he was just showin off!
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Caution: I'm mental! communicate with me at ur own risk!
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My name isn't Elmo, but tickle me anyway!
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Girls dont like boys, girls like money and expensive cars!
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God made sand, god made dirt, god made boys so girls can flirt
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Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
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A young lady is a female child who has just done something dreadful.

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fanx Brucey

It´s really cool and naughty...