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We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse
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What is a male ladybug called?
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Who tastes the dog food to know it has new and improved flavour?
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Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?
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Some people say "shoot" instead of "shit." They can't fool me, man. "Shoot" is "shit" with two o's
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A clean house is a sign of a misspent life
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Take my advice, I don't use it anyway
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A honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone
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Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet
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Its a shame that stupidity isn't painful
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Life Gives A Man Many Chances But Death Not !
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More and more of our imports come from overseas...
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Its a shame that stupidity isn't painful
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School's a weird thing. I'm not sure it works.
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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
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Welcome to loserville. Population: you
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Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
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You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
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Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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School's a weird thing. I'm not sure it works.
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I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.
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There is no such thing as a weird human being, It's just that some people require more understanding than others
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There's too much blood in my caffeine system
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I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
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I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode
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Lack of education is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive

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Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent. Leave that to me.
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Slim Shady is just the evil thoughts that come into my head; things I shouldn't be thinking about.
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We're all worms, but I do believe I'm a glow worm.
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Take my advice, I don't use it anyway
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A clean house is a sign of a misspent life
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I really do live for the future, because when I'm eating a box of candy, I can't wait to taste the last piece.
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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
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May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
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It's not a bloody piano, its a clarenARt...you weird talking person.
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Its a shame that stupidity isn't painful

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Picasso, he should have been a taxidermist!
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There is no such thing as a weird human being, It's just that some people require more understanding than others
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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Where's your will to be weird
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I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
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There's too much blood in my caffeine system
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Some people say "shoot" instead of "shit." They can't fool me, man. "Shoot" is "shit" with two o's
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I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.
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School's a weird thing. I'm not sure it works.
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Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.